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The Mystic Business EP:



1. The Appendix Song
2. Eating Mustard With A Spoon
3. Hardcore!
4. Limp Riztid
5. The Lint Trap
6. Masculine Merlin The Mighty Male Mage
7. A Pantyhose Egg Filled With Poop
8. Party Hearty
9. The Roast Beef Of Hate
10. Rotted Decomposing Dead Horse
11. Here Comes A Horse

Skullbone Jones is a mysterious skeleton who mysteriously wears an eyepatch over one of his eye sockets. He's been a fan of music his whole life (though now he's undead) and decided to put a band together: The Fancy Hat Wearing Gigolos. Then one morning Schmidtly Bonez found SBJ sleeping in his car. And the rest is history. He told Schmidty his life story and asked him if he wanted to start a band. Schmidty said no, but told him that two of his pals would. So, Schmidtly Bonez introduced Skullbone Jones to Cympal Gym and Sassage McLink. SBJ hypnotized them with his eye socket and they became a band. Then they bought instruments. Then they learned how play instruments. Then they forced Schmidty into the band anyway. Then Big Bad Battling Bitchin' Bull-dozing Bowling Bass-playing Brian was there. Then instead of making good songs they decided to just make fun of everyone elses.